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From the back issues
One real, genuinely odd news story runs every day — here are the latest editions and the headlines players wrote for them.
- Sep 12, 2026Oui Reject the European ConstitutionHigh French Voter Turnout Leads to Low Acceptance
- Sep 11, 2026Getting Pedi in troubled watersTarantino wades through flood to make sure he award is secured in person
- Sep 10, 2026Paki-Standing DownPresident Musharraf Resigns to Avoid Impeaching
- Sep 9, 2026James Pimp-tonSex doesn't just sell in the movies
- Sep 8, 2026Moo-ve over vaccinesIndia has un-pee-lievable way to prevent covid
- Sep 7, 2026Chinese fashion is out of this worldDomestic spacesuit is worn on a space catwalk for first time
- Sep 6, 2026See you later alligatorGatorland survives fire
- Sep 5, 2026Afri-can get a new constitution
How Headlines works
Headlines is a free daily word game. Each morning we publish one quirky real news story, sourced from Wikinews. You read the story, write the funniest tabloid headline you can, and an AI editor scores it from 1 to 10 — rewarding sharp puns and wordplay tied to the actual facts of the story. Then the community votes, and the best clippings top the day's leaderboard. One story, one headline, once a day. Read more about the game and the AI judge →