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From the back issues
One real, genuinely odd news story runs every day — here are the latest editions and the headlines players wrote for them.
- Jul 29, 2026Don We Now our Gay ApparelMilitary Fatigues
- Jul 28, 2026Owner of Segway segues into death
- Jul 27, 2026DMV test taker bus-sted into starting polePride was the only injury
- Jul 26, 2026Hitler was Bashful about his Disney fan art
- Jul 25, 2026Haitian Electoral council deals with technical issuesThe issues are they technically have to allow voting
- Jul 24, 2026Gandhi, MLK, and now Trump to be times person of the year
- Jul 23, 2026Amish jailed for keeping the sewage Barr low
- Jul 22, 2026No more Mother's Milk-shakesLondon Ice cream shop has breast milk ice cream confiscated
How Headlines works
Headlines is a free daily word game. Each morning we publish one quirky real news story, sourced from Wikinews. You read the story, write the funniest tabloid headline you can, and an AI editor scores it from 1 to 10 — rewarding sharp puns and wordplay tied to the actual facts of the story. Then the community votes, and the best clippings top the day's leaderboard. One story, one headline, once a day. Read more about the game and the AI judge →