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Man injured by flying sausage
A 46-year-old motorist in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, England, suffered a broken nose when a frozen sausage flew through his open car window as he drove home.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 A 46-year-old motorist from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, England was hit by a frozen sausage on his way home. The projecticle flew through his open car window and broke his nose. When the Essex Ambulance Service arrived he had lost a large amount of blood, but he appears to now be recovering. An ambulance service official says the 46-year-old man suffered a broken nose and lost a lot of blood. The spokesman say it must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot - to get the sausage through a moving car window. Police are now investigating the case of the flying sausage. Sources Associated Press Writer. Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage — Associated Press, April 19, 2005
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